Saturday 14 July 2012

Women`s revenge

- If a man scattered his socks around the room, then pour the whole bowl of the soup in the kitchen.
- If he turns away after sex and snoring - start snoring during sex.
- If a man does not like your stupid and terrible girlfriend, then start having beautiful, intelligent and wealthy boyfriends.
- If a man does not like your job - be a stripper. He will understand he was wrong.
- If a man does not get up off the couch - do not get out of the closet. Let's see, who quickly breaks down.
- If a man is not helping you in the kitchen - do not help him in his bed.
- If a man refuses to wash the dishes, everything is simple - feed him with apples.
- If a man raised his hand on you, make so he will spend all his nights and days alone with this hand from that moment.
- If a man bought a summer tire and not an evening dress which you liked - go to a party in the summer tires.
- If a man refuses to go to the balcony to smoke and smokes in bed - make his bed on the balcony.
- If a man forgets to fix the bathroom faucet - make a role-playing game with him first, where he is a plumber. And when he repairs the valve, give him some money and go to sleep.
- If a man calls you as a log in bed - tell him,that he is a woodpecker and should begin looking for another hollow.
- If a man does not remove the socks during sex - do not remove the stockings during sex.
- If a man accuse you that you are simulating an orgasm - do not pretend then. Let him try!

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