Monday 30 July 2012

Mc`donalds

Today was my last working day at Mc`donalds!I must say after 1 year of tortures over there it still gave me a big experience in life.I became more patient and learnt how to stand on my feet for 8 hours straight...Ehh,hope it will be usefull one day=)
You might ask how come I chose this place?The answer is an easy one...It was the onliest place for me,which allowed me to combine the timetable of my university with this job.And actually the pluses of this place stops over here.Well,to the one who wants just a temporary job for the summer it`s the best variant.But for the longer period this working place will turn into a disaster for the person with a normal psyhics.I`m seriously!I always had an association with a bee hive about this place.Lots of people working hard and shouting at each other,lots of visitors coming,shouting as well and this all turns into a big mad house,just beautifully decorated and with Wi-Fi.

And honestly,I never understood why people always say some awful stuff about Mc`donalds,but continue going there...Are they sadomasochists or something?
Howbeit,most of the stuff they all tell is a lie.Some people say the food has worms inside it,some say everything is grown by chemic stuff,but what food is natural nowadays,actually?The only awful thing about food,which I noticed was that salads and burgers can lie for a very long period of time untill someone buys it.And this someone won`t know when it was made,actually,`cause the taimer always changes.He can understand it by the look of it or after his stomach will make a sound of a dying whale.
Anyway,it`s your decision if you want to go there or work there,but I warned you=)
And I just wanted to publish some pictures from my working place...It will be a good memory for me and might be smth interesting for you=)
This is how the kitchen looks from the inside...
My friend,who didn`t let me to cry out right in the middle of the kitchen during the hard period of working
Do you know Russian Matreshka,by the way?For the one who doesn`t know it,I`ll show 
In another words,this is a doll inside which there are many other dolls,just in a smaller size.
So here goes Mc`donalds Matreshka!!!
And I also decided to put the picture of the first Mc`donalds in Russia.The opening of it happened on 31st of January in 1990.Just have a look how many people visited it on the first day...

New pictures of Titanic

Recently,while surfing through the Internet I noticed new pictures of Titanic...It really took my breathe away.

True words,unfortunately


Tuesday 24 July 2012

Childhood dreams

I decided to make a list of the dreams,which most of us had during our childhood..mabe if u remember more you can leave it as a comment=)
1.To stop the time and take all the toys and candies from the shop
2.To have a twin,who would go to school instead of you
3.To come back in time to the form earlier and become the smartest in the group
4.To collect all Kinder Surprise toys
5.To live near or with my best friend
6.Not to fall asleep untill night comes
7.To understand the language of animals
8.To learn how to fly
9.To receive a letter from Hogwarts
10.To have a house on some tree

Saturday 21 July 2012

The meaning of lots of men`s phrases


I'm hungry = I'm hungry 
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy 
I'm tired = I'm tired 
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! 
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you 
What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now? 
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question 
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? 
I love you = Let's have sex now! 
Love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex 
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before 
Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex? 
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex without me

The meaning of lots of women`s phrases


Yes = No 
No = Yes 
Maybe = No 
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry 
We need = I want 
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now 
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later 
We need to talk = I need to complain 
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! 
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot 
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs 
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house 
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper 
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep 
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive 
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate 
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on  TV 
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me 
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]

True things about women...


1. Women love shopping. Don`t try to stop it.Just live with it.
2. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
3. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
4. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
5. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
6. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
7. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
8.Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
9. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives
them a chance to gossip.
10. Women keep three different shampoos,two different
conditioners and 3 gels in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
11. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek
entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
12. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
13. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's
responsibility.
14. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her
girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
15. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the
possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

Friday 20 July 2012

10 things guys should know about us(girls)


1. We need girls night outs as much as u need to know the score of last nights football game
2. It really bugs us when you talk about ur ex
3. NEVER, comment on how much we are eating
4. We will eventually need at least one of ur t-shirts, it makes us feel that u are close
5. Don't constantly talk about work
6. If we look different say something, because the chances are we did it for you
7. Yes Alex Pettyfer is HOT, but dont be jealous,he will never be ours anyway
8. At least pretend to like our music
9. Remember to laugh at the punchline of a joke we are telling you even if you have heard it before or you dont undertand it.
10. If we are cold, that means you need to hug us and give a kiss(but actually you need to give it always,not only when we are cold)

7 words women use often


1.) Fine: This is the word which women use in the end of an argument when they think they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be attantive.
4.) Sure,go ahead: This is not a  permission at all. Don't Do It!
5.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
6.) Whatever: It`s a women's way of saying F *** YOU!
7.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong? 'For the woman's response refer to 3...
8)We will see:=No!Just I don`t want to insult you.


Women and apples

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY'RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

25 reasons to lose weight(for girls only)


1. Not to compare yourself with slim and beautiful girls.
2. To squeeze into the most beautiful summer dress.
3. To feel confident in a swimming suit.
4. To wear skinny jeans and look great.
5. Walking around the shops will stop to be a torture:everything will suit you.
6. To wear not what make you look slim,but what you like.
7. Girls will be staring at you with envy - just like you when you were fat.
8. To come back to school from a summer vacation and see everyone only gained weight.
9. To be energetic.
10. To see finally this gap between the thighs.
11. Just to know that you are able to achieve what seemed to be unachievable.
12. Not to breathe hard after the first kilometer jogging.
13. To be healthy.
14. To look confident and sexy in a tight dress.
15. To ask in some shop "Do you have the same, but the size S?»
16. To look in the mirror and be happy with what you see there.
17. To wear whatever you want.
18. To proudly pose infront of the cameras without hiding anything.
19. To stop dreaming and start living.
20. Not to be someone's "fat friend".
21. To safely call your weight out loud.
22. To become an inspiration for someone else.
23. To have your own photos "before" and "after."
24. To have your own inspiring story of how you managed to lose the weight.
25. For others to take you up and not cave in under your weight.

50 things everyone should do at least once in his life


1. Travel around the world.
2. A parachute jumping.
3. Fall in love.
4.Dive to the remnants of a sunken ship.
5. Try casting for the movies or on the television.
6. Make a great party with lots of people
7. Make a photo shoot.
8. Learn how to play a musical instrument
9. To live in another country for at least a year.
10. Spend few weeks relaxing on the beach with your love.
11. Learn a foreign language.
12. Read at least 30 books.
13. Jump off a cliff into the water.
14. Cook a fish which you caught.
15. Ride a horse.
16. Spend the night walking around the city.
17. Make a three-week road trip across the country with three best friends.
18. Ride a camel across the desert.
19. Rafting on the river.
20. To gain a good physical shape.
21. To understand the scheme of the government in your country.
22. Learn some form of a dance.
23. Kiss in an unusual place.
24. Write a book, even if it is short and will never be published.
25. Visit a third world country.
26. Swim in the sea at midnight.
27. Take a shower under a waterfall.
28. Select your goals in life and write them down(and reach)
29. Celebrate a New Year's Eve in the town`s main square.
30. Go on a blind date.
31. Sleep under the stars.
32. Visit the Holi feast in India.
33. Visit Carnival in Rio de Janeiro.
34. Spend some time as a savage.
35. Fly a balloon.
36. Rent a fast sports car and drive on the freeway.
37. Change jobs until you find what you need.
38. Buy a house
39. See the Grand Canyon.
40. Visit an important football match.
41. Spend a day at home with your love.
42. Make a speech standing infront of a large audience.
43. Make a shot from a gun.
44. Learn the basics of some martial art.
45. Go into the jungle.
46. Learn the trick.
47. Get an education.
48.Get married.
49.Safe some money and spend the whole day shopping without thinking about the price.
50.Feel you are happy.

Saturday 14 July 2012

The problem of a fat-ass syndrome in a woman's life


According to the magazines and British scientists one of the first places in the list of global problems is PMS. This popular syndrome has been a subject of lots of scientific researches, and an immortal excuse for undercooked sausages and domestic homicide. But what you read below, should turn your vision of the world around. A terrible secret, which will be disclosed by me (and even if for this betrayal I'll have to wander forever in the lower circle of Hell with undercooked sausage in my pocket), it has to be finally emerged.
The name of this mystery is women`s syndrome of a fat-ass. I hear the sound of falling into a swoon ladies' bodies, who were not expecting me to say it.
Lay-offs, divorces, self-mutilation and refusal from sex - is just a small top of those troubles, which for a long time are looking for explanations in the courts, board meetings and family councils. And usually there is one explonation-the fat ass syndrome. This is when everything seems to be wrong, and the life isn`t the cheerfull, because you have a fat ass. Perhaps you think that this disease have much in common with the above PMS. You are mistaken. Take, then, that in contrast to PMS, during which most things are often limited to two-three days, fat-ass syndrome can occur in women many times per a month. And the duration of each incident varies from one hour to several months or even years. Cases that go less than a week, I`ll call fat-ass seizures. The rest will be a protracted fat-ass syndrom. It is important that this syndrom is contagious and is transmitted not only through personal contact, but also by the phone and by Skype.
Another significant difference lies in the fact that women are proud of premenstrual syndrome. PMS is a flag and a horn of the feminine. They can justify anything with the help of it. Another thing is a fat-ass syndrome. A rare woman admits that she was the victim of a terrible disease. Most of the keep their terrible secret, taking it with them into the grave.
I'll try to explain,my dear readers, what is, in fact, a fat-ass syndrome.
I won`t lie if I say that  90% of women suffer from this illness in a civilized part of our round planet Earth. It is important to understand that there is no connection between real physical feminine body. Fat-ass syndrome is a state of mind. So this syndrome can have women in the weight range of 40 to 150 kg.
How does it happen?
The woman lives her normal life, no one touches her, and then - BOOM! There comes a seizure of a fat-ass syndrome. Not by itself, of course. Always there is some objective reason. For example, it is possible to watch TV and then notice Megan Fox. Woman begins thinking something like, "That's what is beautiful and sexy, and I'm not like this" - and that`s it.Fat-ass syndrome begins.
Mass fat-ass syndrome epidemia can be seen in the first decade of the month, when newspaper publisher prints the new portion of a glossy production, stuffed with pictures of perfect beauties.
Fat-ass syndrom can be even caused by jeans that got smaller after washing.
There are a lot of reasons,as u could notice.
You might ask me how to check if a woman has this syndrome? It is not that difficult. After all, the main occupation of women during fat-ass syndrome is - fighting against this "fat-ass". 
And here they are, some signs of this righteous struggle.
1. The first thing that a woman does during fat-ass syndrome - she stops eating. It happens suddenly: a girl could devour fried potatoes, and then suddenly remembered that her son asked for some help with the hw,where they had to read stories of Tolstoy. Tolstoy!(Editor`s note-Tolstiy means fat in Russian), and then - unchewed potato get stuck in her mouth. Nothing-absorbing woman is a vivid indication that a syndrome occurred recently and lasts no longer than 24 hours. That's how much you can really eat nothing. After the "critical days" young lady, usually catches up with the next stage, which is described below.
2. Salad. It is proved that if a woman in all restaurants and cafes begins ordering only salad - it means she has the fat-ass syndrome. Nothing else can explain this love of a woman to a mixture of cucumbers, tomatoes and other vegetable stuff. Moreover, apart from a rather dubious taste, a woman gets also enjoyment in the form of strength training will. It`s very difficult to order a salad,while others ordered pasta, pancakes with red fish and apple strudel.
3. The woman goes and buys some sports clothing or equipment! Buying snickers,a rope, spread it all out on the bed (you can not even wear it!) -is a very good way to get rid of a fat-ass syndrome. Immediately you start to feel like a sport, and easy lady. And a seizure disappear. So stopping the woman in this case is not necessary. Unless, of course, this is not the eighth sports kit of all the basic necessities for the last two months.
4. "Do not you think that I gained weight?" - asks the girl casually, like the answer to this question it is not very important. Be careful - this is the tip of the iceberg. Before a woman asks a man  this kind of question about a month should pass before she really does it. She analyzes everything-if it is worth asking,trying to think about the results of an answer. The desire to ask it  already appears when you have a fat-ass syndrome on a last stages of growing. No salad and Adidas can help you already. If a woman is valuable to you as a friend, mother, lover or wife - your answer should be perfectly consistent with her expectations. Exactly expectations. As I mentioned above, fat-ass syndrome is a mental illness, so do not try to send her to the sport club, or exhort about a diet. It helps when a woman really has the problem with being overweight. And in this case it`s a great time to think about the soul, not the ass.
5. Despite the fact that all women love to buy clothes, it becomes very, very unpleasant procedure, when she has a fat-ass syndrome. Let's just say I`ll never go fit anything during the fat-ass seizure. A dressing room in the shop is  a provocateur of a disease itself,actually. This is, of course, very stupid not to know your size, but I do not know, though regularly buy clothes. I only know that I have a shoe size 37. But M, XXS, 42, 28 for pants, "add 10 to our" - I do not understand anything about it. This is why I always call for a consultant,so he can at least answer on the question like  "our 46 - this is your what?". From time to time consultant gets an idea not only to talk to me about how to "add to our 10", but simply to find something to fit me. And here just happens a strategic mistake. By the way, they make this mistake very often. It feels like a boutique workers think they will make me happy if on my "more than forty-sixth size" they`ll steady advise me to buy something from 42. Well, when they tell me this, I'll definitely be pleased. And all happy will go into the fitting. But there a bitter disappointment comes to me as soon as I`ll try on 42-sized trousers. The mirror will immediately show a pig in bra, with panties stuck on the ass. A dead pig,actually,if to take into account the delicate white - blue light in a fitting room. Agree, you must have an extensive training mind to find clothes, try on, and be content to purchase. I had a seizure of a fat-ass right in the dressing room, and I quietly left it without buying anything.
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It seems I've written quite a lot of letters and words, which were designed to show you,the honorable reader, that the issue of women's mental suffering from a fat-ass syndrome is comprehensive. It affects every aspect of our personal and public life, requiring new non-trivial way to solve it.
And therefore, be vigilant.

Ed Sheeran

This is my favourite artist.He writes all the lyrics himself and has amazing voice,which makes me tremble.

Why do we need religion in our life?

Lots of times we all have heard the question like:Do you believe in God?
I always answer I don`t believe in God like in one man,who looks on us from the sky and controls everything.But ofc I do believe there is something.I believe in some destiny,karma and some magic,which happens in the world.I`m not atheist. But let`s just say I`m agnostic. I don`t know if God exists,but also don`t know if he doesn`t. But we all do believe in something.We need to believe in order not to break down and commit a suicide everytime we have some hard moments in life to come through.Only faith in something gives us hope,that even when we are going through the hard moment in our life,when we don`t have anyone to help us we hope,we pray for someone to help us.Even the one who doesn`t believe will still ask for some help.We need to move and without hope we would lose the aim of living.
At least,it`s my point of view.And I would like to prove it with one nice story...

"One person got lost in the woods. Somewhere around the taiga. There are no guidelines. And then he saw a man and wondered how to get out of the forest. The man looked at him and said that there was only the forest around and nothing else.No exit.That wherever he went there would be no way out. He offered him to lodge with him in the woods. The lost man got into a despair. There is no way out, it makes no sense. And then he saw another man.He rushes to him with begging to help him to get out of the forest. The other man began explaining him where to go and gave direction. If you were on the side of a lost man, then who would you believe? Even considering that the second man can be wrong you will have to listen to the second one, because the first does not offer anything at all."
That's how we make choices. Religion offers a way out, a real solution, but perhaps you`ll have to make a lot of effort and a long walk. But first, an atheistic way, does not propose anything. Only death in the end, which will destroy everything. First and foremost, will deprive the meaning of life.

Something about motivation...

The most goal-oriented person - is the one who really wants to use a toilet. All the problems seem to be insignificant. Agree, it is ridiculous to hear phrases like:
I've pissed my pants because:
- Didn`t have time to go to the toilet.
- I was too tired.
- Lost hope. I didn`t believe I could reach it.
- I'm too stupid to do it.
- I have already pissed before. I never will reach it.
- This is clearly not for me.
- I knocked, but it wasn`t opened.
- I was depressed.
- I had no money, I couldn`t afford it!
- I decided to go there tomorrow...
And how often do you go to the goal, like you are running to the toilet?

How to become a good husband

I present you 10 short tips on how to become a good husband to his wife:
1. Become a real man first of all and then get married. Be sure that you both are ready for a solid life together.
2. Learn how to truly love your wife. The word "love" is not limited only with sexual relations. Love is the feeling when you can sacrifice with something for someone you love, and when you don`t require, but you give absolutely unselfish! Love - is a forgive!And make her sure she is the only one for you!Be interested in her.Ask her how her day was,learn how to listen.
3. Give gifts and flowers not only on holidays! Plan your vacation together and also dream with each other!Tell her compliemnts NOT ONLY when she puts on some make up or a new dress.
4. Have the sacrificial concern for the welfare of the family in all aspects - spiritual, physical, material and others.
5. You should take an active part in the upbringing of your children. You need to be a good father!
6. Be kind and compassionate!
7. You must learn how to deal with your body desires towards other women! After all, even a loving husband might react to a beautiful woman.But you shouldn`t follow and  resist the impulses of your body.
8. A good husband will not be rude to his wife. He will treat her like a princess.
9. Earn the trust of the family, "conquer the hearts"with the deeds and not just empty promises.
10.Be honest and open with your wife. Always talk about what bothers you and dream together.

Women`s revenge

- If a man scattered his socks around the room, then pour the whole bowl of the soup in the kitchen.
- If he turns away after sex and snoring - start snoring during sex.
- If a man does not like your stupid and terrible girlfriend, then start having beautiful, intelligent and wealthy boyfriends.
- If a man does not like your job - be a stripper. He will understand he was wrong.
- If a man does not get up off the couch - do not get out of the closet. Let's see, who quickly breaks down.
- If a man is not helping you in the kitchen - do not help him in his bed.
- If a man refuses to wash the dishes, everything is simple - feed him with apples.
- If a man raised his hand on you, make so he will spend all his nights and days alone with this hand from that moment.
- If a man bought a summer tire and not an evening dress which you liked - go to a party in the summer tires.
- If a man refuses to go to the balcony to smoke and smokes in bed - make his bed on the balcony.
- If a man forgets to fix the bathroom faucet - make a role-playing game with him first, where he is a plumber. And when he repairs the valve, give him some money and go to sleep.
- If a man calls you as a log in bed - tell him,that he is a woodpecker and should begin looking for another hollow.
- If a man does not remove the socks during sex - do not remove the stockings during sex.
- If a man accuse you that you are simulating an orgasm - do not pretend then. Let him try!

Men as...

1)a cup of coffee...the best one is hot, strong and do not let you sleep the whole night;
2)an advertisement...you can not trust any of it`s words;
3)computers...they are difficult to understand and they always have problems with memory;
4)snow...you do not know when it`s going to come, how many inches will be and how long it will last;
5)a microwave oven...warm up for 15 seconds;
6)weather...you can`t change it,but can prodict what it will be like;
7)lawyers...when they are charged, they will always find a justification for themselve;
8)a newborn...first they were funny, but then you have hard time to clean up after them;
9)a dog...if he took you for a walk - this is just to drag you into the bushes;
10)a diploma...it takes time to get it, but then you do not know what to do with it;
11)a tile...if it is properly laid in the first time, you can walk on it all your life;
12)a chocolate...you get fat from both of them,just from the men for 9 months only;
13)a remote control...both are lying somewhere near the TV;
14)a bus...you are always waiting for the right one,but comes only the one you don`t actually need;

Woman as...

1) a child ...some stuff happens and she is running to her mother.
2) Peter the Great ... makes to shave a beard and wants to go to Europe.
3)a mortgage ... for the whole life and 1000 euro per month.
4)a traffic police inspector ...:will say some stuff u don`t understand, take away the money, ruin the mood,and it will be your fault.
5)an embassy ... can not allow to go to Thailand with friends.
6)chess ...do a wrong step aside and you will be killed.
7)a theater...today is a comedy, tomorrow-a tragedy, a day after a tour in another city.
8)a favorite sweater ... you're very fond of it course, but why do you need it on your summer vacation?
9)a cup of tea ... someone loves strong, someone-mild, and some guys makes one tea-bag for 2
10)football ... lies, moans, and you think: Simulates or not?
11)a teacher ... when it is an exam, you are preparing, said everything allright, and she'll hop  you on a trivial trap still.
12)a mobile phone...has also lots of functions,but you actually use only one

Honest resume

Have you ever thought of how would a resume look like if we wrote there everything we think indeed...
Here is an example:
1. Why did you choose our company?
- You are an idiot, aren`t you? I sent tons of resumes into different places. The one who will answer the first wins.
2. Why should we choose you?
- Do you need workers or not? Well here I am. Employee. I should be choosen already because I'm obviously smarter than all those who have written to these questions a standard and obvious stuff. And I`m smarter than you, by the way, because I never would have asked such stupid questions.
3. What salary would you like to receive?
- $ 2.5 million per year. This is how much receives the president of the United States. What`s this for question? Of course, I want to receive as much as you can pay me.But you won`t pay anyway,though. Then there is nothing to show off. Anyway, the choice for me: you say the price, I say - deal or not.
4. Why have you left your previous job?
- What the difference for you why I left? You won`t change your company specially for me anyway. What will give you my answer? First of all, I`ll lie. Secondly, if the answer will be honest,like a small salary or lack of career advancement, or hopelessness, or didn`t make friends, or the dog of the boss didn`t like me. So what? You won`t know if I get well together with your boss, staff, and the dog. And won`t know until you try.
5. How do you see yourself in 5/10/20 years (in our company)?
- If I`m that much useless in order to stay in your company for 5 years, I`m not worth working at all,then. 
6. What were your achievements at the previous job?
-I worked fine and coped well with my responsibilities. That is - an achievement! If your employees are working well only occasionally, I will disappoint you: with the right leadership and the good work there shouldn`t be any achievemnets! We have to work and not to suffer with some bullshit and achieve up!
7. How would you like to see your boss?
- I wouldn`t want to see him. This is the first thing I wanted to say. And the second one-I don`t care of how he looks like. Seriously, there is no difference. The main thing is that he is that boss, who can properly and clearly articulate the problem. And the rest...Even if he will be riding around the office in red boxers on a white giant hamster,I don`t care!Well,about the giant hamster I will,but not about how my boss looks like.
8. What are your advantages?
- Oh! This is another "smart" question, right? I know how to play the psaltery and spitting on 10-15 meters length. If you need my qualifications, then it`s written in my resume already.
9. What are your weaknesses?
- Like I`m going to tell you. Aha,right!I have one lack - I`m a good tenor singing.  Neighbors always complain,but I was told at the Conservatory I`m a talent. Here's another weakness: when I eat soup with a spoon I scoop to myself, and not from myself,as it should be by the rules of etiquette.
Anyway, return this piece of paper with these questions,which you have stollen from a child and do not hurt him anymore. If you do not know what you need, then take me to work,cause we have surprisingly much in common: I do not have a clue what you want as well!

Thursday 12 July 2012

My friend`s cottage

I went to my friend`s cottage these weekend.I must say it was really amazing.There was a big company.My best friend had her bday,so she invited everyone and we had a great time!
First of all wanted to show u how her house looks like...Actually there is a big territory with several houses.The main one and some others...
This small building is what we call Banya(it`s the same as sauna).On the second floor is a room for the guests.And u also can see there is a swimming pool.
 This one is the room where the brother of my friend can spend his time.As he is the fan of music,the whole room is full of musical instruments. But fortunately no one can hear the noise.
 Now we can see the stairs which lead towards the main building.
This is how the building looks from the front...It has 3 floors,on each there are around 4-5 rooms.
On the first one there is a kitchen...
 ...and a living room
Also the stairs,which leads on different floors(this pic was made from the last one)
 We swam in the swimming pool,went to sauna and played different games=)
 Also made some shaslik(some people name it as shish kebab)
Also decided to cook sushi...It was our first experience,and actually it didn`t seem that bad,if not counting...
 ...this awfull giant Philadelphia roll...argh)But all in all I think we made it)
Besides this we also cooked some salads and made some snacks=)
 (from the left)Me,Masha(my friend,who had bday),and Masha`s friend Anna.