The meaning of lots of men`s phrases

I'm hungry = I'm hungry 
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy 
I'm tired = I'm tired 
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you 
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! 
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you 
What's wrong? = What stupid self inflicted psychological trauma is it now? 
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question 
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? 
I love you = Let's have sex now! 
Love you, too = Okay, I said it, Now can we have sex 
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before 
Let's talk = I'll impress you by showing you I am a deep guy then maybe sex? 
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex without me