Men as...

1)a cup of coffee...the best one is hot, strong and do not let you sleep the whole night;
2)an advertisement...you can not trust any of it`s words;
3)computers...they are difficult to understand and they always have problems with memory;
4)snow...you do not know when it`s going to come, how many inches will be and how long it will last;
5)a microwave oven...warm up for 15 seconds;
6)weather...you can`t change it,but can prodict what it will be like;
7)lawyers...when they are charged, they will always find a justification for themselve;
8)a newborn...first they were funny, but then you have hard time to clean up after them;
9)a dog...if he took you for a walk - this is just to drag you into the bushes;
10)a diploma...it takes time to get it, but then you do not know what to do with it;
11)a tile...if it is properly laid in the first time, you can walk on it all your life;
12)a chocolate...you get fat from both of them,just from the men for 9 months only;
13)a remote control...both are lying somewhere near the TV;
14)a bus...you are always waiting for the right one,but comes only the one you don`t actually need;