True things about women...

1. Women love shopping. Don`t try to stop it.Just live with it.
2. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
3. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
4. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
5. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
6. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
7. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need.
8.Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
9. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives
them a chance to gossip.
10. Women keep three different shampoos,two different
conditioners and 3 gels in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
11. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek
entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
12. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
13. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's
responsibility.
14. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her
girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
15. Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the
possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.