Thoughts of the girl`s stomach during the diet

Monday. Morning.
So-oo ... You dressed, left the house and went to work. And who is going to eat breakfast? Where is my porridge? Yeah, sure, smoke a bit ... I`ll make an acrobatic trick now!Bad, huh? Don`t smoke while you are hungry next time. What`s happening anyway?!
Day.
Aha,I got it. On Saturday she thought she had cellulite again and on Monday she is on a diet. Damn! Has anybody asked me for a permission? Ofc, no! But I`m not your hair! Such experiments will not pass! I`ll turn on the bubbling. Uh ... No, cutie, put your yoghurt deeply in the ass! I`ll only make the bubbling stronger, will add more sound effects, are prepare another acrobatic somersault.
Evening.
I WANT TO EAT! GIVE ME FOOD! I demand a pork chop! EEEEEEAAAAAATTTTT!
Night.
Fuck you, I`m not going to let you fall asleep! I'm hungry. I don`t care about your diet. I. Want. To. Eat.
Tuesday. Morning.
So you are going to continue the torture, right? I`ll be again without a cereal, right? Esophagus has already digested your cabbage leaf with hunger and I even did not get anything! Damn, you are such a fool! I was envy to the stomach of Oprah all night...
Day.
My strength is low, I`m sending impulses to the brain, the brain sends these impulses in the ass. Damn, what are you doing? Yogurt again. I DON`T LIKE IT!
Evening.
I`m bubbling as hard as I can,but you are not paying any attention to me,snake...
Wednesday.Morning.
I`ve had a bit of salad! Didn`t know such shit exists...I began forgetting the taste of meals...*bu-urlll* ...
Day.
Hooray! Yoghurt! Yoghurt!
Evening.
There is nothing left of me. Even ass is laughing at me. Barely digested two radishes, I`m losing skills.
Night.
I remember when we lived with your parents, every night there was soup for dinner! And the salad. And meat...
Thursday.Morning.
Don`t smoke at least! Oups, sorry. I didn`t threw up on purpose...Where is my yoghurt,uh?
Evening.
I talked to the intestines - they are all in shock. They said the stocks are at the end. Oh, oh, look out! Such a large plum - and this all is for me! Damn, I went to digest!
Friday. Early morning.
We are sitting on the toilet, accompaning the plums.
Morning.
I got yogurt! Yiiiiiiiiiii!
Evening.
We are sitting in a restaurant with some guy and you are smelling the food. Well. Come on! Order yourself something! We did not ate all week ...Listen! He is telling her that she is very thin! That she has to eat! That she looks great! Awwww, good boy! Yiiiiiiiiiiii! Now I'll eat!
Late evening.
Sooo .. *burll* ... you decided to order all the dishes from the menu or what?!... What do we have here? Aha, mushrooms ... and this ... *hic!* Martini ... *bu-burlll* ... oh, salad....
Night.
Goodbye, mushrooms! Salad, goodbye! Oh, mineral water, come in!... We were just on a diet.