The mix of funny pictures

I`ve decided to upload here some funny pics,just to make you smile!Enjoy!

Dirty parenting phrases

30 joy things in life

1. Sleep in the bed with fresh sheets
2. Sneeze three or more times in a row.
3. Swinging the legs in the water.
4. The book, which you like alot still has several unread pages left.
5. Slip but not fall.
6. Feel the sand between your toes
7. Receive the SMS you waited for.
8. Wake up after a very realistic nightmare and realize that it was only a dream.
9. Bite the cake on the side where the filling is.
10. Find some money which you have already forgotten about.
11. When the cold bed which you got in finally became warm.
12. Accidentally enter your old and already forgotten password and it turns to be the right one.
13. Touch your hair after a haircut.
14. Full fridge of goodies that are left after the holidays.
15. Say the same thing as a sports commentator, but one second before him.
16. To throw the waste exactly in the trash can.
17. Wear what you just bought.
18. Wake up an hour before the alarm, to understand that there is still plenty of time to sleep.
19. Accidentally meet somewhere a smell of your childhood.
20. Again and again listen to the song that you liked recently.
21. Be covered with the goose bumps from something really exciting.
22. Manage to squeeze out the last portion of the toothpaste from the tube which seemed to be empty.
23. Go through the box with the toys and other stuff you liked alot when you were a child.
24. Lie in bed, while listening to the heavy rain drumming on the roof or a window sill.
25. Put off the second skin,which got burnt on the sun
26. Sit on the sofa after a long day of walking.
27. Cry with laughter.
28. Dip your hands in a bowl of uncooked rice.
29. Flip the pillow to the cool side.
30.Lose some weight not `cause of lots of training or diet,but just `cause you spent your days cycling with your friends and having lots of fun.

Shopping time!

I was working whole summer long and even though I didn`t get any rest at the sea and didn`t go anywhere besides my native city,I still was able to be treated by amazing presents!And want to share the pics of them with u!=)

1.2 big packs of my favourite tomato soup(Cup a soup)

2.Moroccanoil treatment

3.Urban Decay(Naked2)

4.New mobile phone(HTC Desire Z)

Why it is great to be a man

Your last name stays put.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can be a president.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky.
Same work...more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You don`t have to suffer from awfull pains once every month.

You don`t have to bare a child.(and you can stay a child yourself)
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, December 24th, in 45 minutes.
The world is your urinal.

Perfume

Every woman is trying to create a unique image, mystique and personality. Perfume helps us to make it. Perfume is called as an invisible makeup.

There are 2 types of perfume...The first one is Eau de toilette or in another words "aromatic water","toilet water" or "flower water".This is a weak perfume.It means that the flavour of it doesn`t last very long.So if you want to buy smth which will make you smell good during the whole day then you`d better to buy a perfume water.It lasts much longer.

The smell of the perfume can be divided into three groups.
First, is called as "top notes" flavor, and you feel it when you smell the perfume for the first period of time. "Top notes" evaporate very quickly. This fragrance will last from 5 to 30 minutes. They form the first impression of the perfume.
The second is called as the "middle notes".You fully feel it after 15-30 minutes.
The third is the "base notes" fragrance, which is the main theme, and reveal the depth of the flavor.Usually, the fragrance includes musk, vanilla, patchouli, oak moss.
For girls and young women the most suitable flavor is a "green" one. But for a party or some celebration is better to use a "heavy" (persistent) aroma.
Don`t use the same perfume during the year.It`s better to buy several bottles of perfume and use it separately.
To choose the right perfume you need to pay attention to what ingredients are inside it.
The most popular flavor is called-"flower." Delicate aroma notes of flowers attached to the perfume of finesse, freshness and elegance.
The next popular flavor is considered to be "fruit and citrus." Includes flavors of apples, tangerines, oranges, papaya, apricots, pineapples. Very soft and fresh scent.
"Oriental" scents are less popular, it`s flavor is very strong due to the concentration of oils and resins. The ingredients usually are jasmine flowers, sandalwood, musk, gardenia, and many spices. It is commonly used in the evening.
"Green" flavor and "fresh flavors" are for those who like the smell of fresh cut grass, shredded leaves, rosemary, lavender, pine, mixed with the smells of the ocean, fresh air after the rain.
This is the basic information which need to be enough for you to quickly decide what perfume to buy. My favourite ones are: