Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Some Things You Just Can't Explain

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk.
 A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?"
The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.

"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied.
"So what happened then?" the man asked.
The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."

The man laughed and said, "Again?"
The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.

"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head. "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said.

"So, what did you do?" the man asked.

"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ... Some things you just can't explain."

Thursday, 18 April 2013

10 facts about girls

1. No girl will cook the whole dish only for herself.
2. 90% of girls are not happy with their figure.
3. Most of the girls under 25 years old can refuse from a serious relationship with a guy if he is younger for 2 years.
4. Girls are never jealous to other girl`s cleverness,more important indicator for them is appereance.
5. When three or more women get together, they talk about men
6. Girls are able to buy a pair of jeans which is one size smaller, thereby acquiring an incentive to lose weight.
7. Every girl likes cosmetics. Even if the girl doesn`t put on the make up, anyway, she has a huge number of these "jars" in the house.
8. Most of the girls keeps sms, cards, notes from their ex-bfs.
9.75% of women asks questions even if they know the answer
10.Girls always buy clothing,but still have nothing to wear!

We are women...

-We buy an expensive shampoo so it will look shiny and silky, but we can not wash our hair for 4 days, simply because we don`t have to go outdoors!
-We have the most expensive facial masks, but we are too lazy to wash off the makeup at night!
-We are increasing our nails to be always covered with impeccable manicure, but we do not notice the fact that it is cheaper just to go for a manicure once a week!
-Our bedside table is full of makeup, but we wear sunglasses leaving the store and all the way back we are praying not to meet anyone from your friends, because your are without makeup!
-We have a lot of shoes with heels of all colors but we wear old ballet flats, because it is comfortable!
-We buy things on sale out of season, thinking that the next year we are going to wear it, but 2 years after we throw it away even without one time putting it on!
-There are tons of missed calles on out phone simply because the bag is big and we are too lazy to search for it!
-We sleep with countless number of men, explaining that we are searching for the ONLY one!
-We can sit on a diet for a month, and then eat a whole box of chocolates, just because the movie is interesting!
-We believe that all the car mirrors are for us!
-Only we can think that when we are crossing the road the driver stoppes to let us go, that he wants us!
-Only we can buy the whole shop of unnecessary things just so we receive the gift which is also unnecessary!
-Only we can put the phone on mute, and then check is anybody called all day long!

Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Cool idea for a photo shoot

Check your mind!

Look at the words below from left to right. Say out loud the colour not the word.
This is a left to right conflict. The right side of your brain tries to say the color while the left insists on reading the word.

Amazing ideas for children`s rooms!

1. If your kid is a fan of Narnia,then he will like this unusual idea for sure.
2.If you have a boy,he will just love this one

20 the most interesting places to see on Google Earth

Just copy the coordinates into the search box of the program Google Earth.
1. UK, London, Tower bridge: 51 ° 30'19 .56 "N 0 ° 4'32 .00" W
2.Africa. The border of Zambia and Zimbvabve. Waterfall "Victoria" -
17 ° 55'26 .62 "S 25 ° 51'29 .32" E
3. Ship aground - 69°15'32.13"N 33°14'11.50"E
4.Italy, Rome, Colosseum: 41 ° 53'24 .65 N 12 ° 29'32 .85 E
5.France, the Eiffel Tower: 48 ° 51'29 .54 "N 2 ° 17'39 .69" E
6.USA, Los Angeles, "HOLLYWOOD": 34 ° 8'2 .64 "N 118 ° 19'17 .98" W
7.New York. Statue of Liberty. Coordinates: 40 ° 41'20 .46 N 74 ° 02'40 .66 W
8.Amsterdam. The main square, which is next to the wax museum of "Madame Tussauds". Coordinates: 52 ° 22'22 .76 "N 4 ° 53'33 .14" E
9.Miami. Star Island. Coordinates: 25 ° 46'36 .92 "N 80 ° 9'2 .10" W
10.Washington. Pentagon. Coordinates: 38 ° 52'16 .39 "N 77 ° 3'27 .76" W
11.The Chernobyl nuclear power plant: 51 ° 23'21 .07 "N 30 ° 6'1 .03" E
12.Jerusalem, the Western Wall: 31 ° 46'35 .7 "N 35 ° 14'4 .1" E
13.India. Agra. Taj Mahal: 27 ° 10'30 .89 "N 78 ° 2'34 .44" E
14.Himalayas, Mount Everest - 27 ° 59'19 .80 "N 86 ° 55'30 .49" E
15.Australia, Sydney Opera House: 33 ° 51'24 .34 "S 151 ° 12'54 .17" E
16.The note on the beach - 33 ° 47'21 .50 "S 151 ° 17'17 .40" E
17.Labyrinth in the garden -
48 ° 1'39 .21 "N 122 ° 10'4 .47" W - Garden Maze
18.Titanic 3D(to see the ship itself turn on 3D option)-41°43'50.76"N 49°56'54.26"W
19.Baikal - 51°51'2.08"С 104°52'6.63"В
20.Russia, Moscow, Red Square and the Kremlin-55º 45' 18.97" N 37º 37' 10.26" E

Keep him steady!

Tom Hanks doesn`t know the guy in white, and the guy probably knows who Tom Hanks is, but at that moment he had no idea that the great actor was near him. The boy was sleeping being drunk near Tom Hanks and his friend who were in the same pub. Then the boy began crawling on the floor and Hanks jumped towards him to keep from falling. While he was crawling his smartphone fell out of his pocket. Hanks picked up the phone and asked his friend to make a couple of shots.
Now imagine, you wake up in the morning, look in the phone, and there you see...

Monday, 8 April 2013

Flags from nature itself

Flower fields, sandy beaches and blue sky make different flags of the countries where they are situated.
Firstly,I`ll give you the chance to guess which countries nature shows:
Right answers are: