What I want in a man

What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 20-30)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. Carying about me
5. Witty
6. In a good shape
7. Dresses with style
8.  Generous
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. Great lover 

11. Not having any bad habbits

12. Having the same aims in life as me

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 30-40)
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

11. Taking care of me and children

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 40-50)
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
9. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 50-60)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 60-70)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 70-80)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet

The Man Dictionary

1."IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
2."CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
3."UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
4."I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
5."TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
6."THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
7."YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the time when any football match begins, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
8."I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "I did something bad and just want to make you keep calm with this present"
9."OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
10."I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
11."WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
12."I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
13."YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
14."YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
15."I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

15 phrases which any girl pronounced at least once in her life

1.I can`t walk that fast,I`m wearing heels
2.I couldn`t resist buying this...
3.I didn`t touch anything!It broke up itself!
4.Aaaaah!!Spider!
5.Don`t worry,it happens with everyone.I liked it anyway.
6.I don`t care what others think of me.
7.Nobody loves me!!!!
8.Nothing will happen if I eat just one piece of cake...
9.Just not inside me!!
10.We are just friends.
11.Do you love me?
12.What are you thinking about?
13.Of course I didn`t simulate...
14.Second line,please,don`t appear!
15.You all,guys,need the same...

The day at the lake!

There is a lake not far from my flat...The name of it will sound like Circle Lake,if to translate it from Russian.It indeed has nearly the shape of a circle=)You can check it on the map!

It took me and my mum 15 min only to get there by bus.Yahoo!

The weather was really amazing...Sunny,cloudy and not windy.

 Though I didn`t dare swim,cause I thought it was still abit cold,but I managed to sunbath alot and get a red nose and cheeks..though on the pic it`s not very noticable=)

 Even Chupa-Chups was in shock `cause of this look=)

A very relaxing and cheerful song

One hundred visitors!!!

Today is a big day for my blog!=)
There are 100 visitors all in all so far already and it only makes me happy!
The one hundredth visitor is a person from Spain!
Yahoo!!!Thank you,guys,for reading my blog.I hope you really enjoy it!
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