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Life

It's amazing and scary at the same time how life can change completely in a matter of seconds

One more portion of street-art

Learn new things about the United States through the sandwiches!

One student from Chicago (Kelly Pratt) has presented an interesting project - a collection of sandwiches from 50 states. She named it as «Stately Sandwiches». It`s a delicious journey through America, isn`t it?

We went through all these dates

The UK vs the USA

It`s easier to be a man because....

1. Your phone call lasts 30 seconds.
2. Any movies contain more naked women than men
3. You need only one suitcase for a week of holiday
4. The row at the toilet is shorter for 80%.
6. You can open any bottle yourself.
7. Old friends do not care if you changed in your weight.
8. The shape of your butt is irrelevant for employment.
10. All your orgasms are real.
11. You do not always need to carry a whole bag of much-needed items.
12. Garage and the TV remote - are yours and only yours.
13. You do not have to shave anything below the neck.
14. If you are 34 years and not married yet, no one pays attention to it.
15. All the problems can be solved by flowers.
16. You think about sex 90% of the time.
17. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough for you.
18. You can take off a T-shirt, if you feel hot.
19. You do not care, if your friends haven`t noticed u had made a haircut.
20. You have the same mood during the whole month.
21. You never will go to another gas station just because this one is "nasty."
22. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
23. If another man appeared at the party dressed as you are, you can become the best of friends.

Thoughts of the girl`s stomach during the diet

Monday. Morning.
So-oo ... You dressed, left the house and went to work. And who is going to eat breakfast? Where is my porridge? Yeah, sure, smoke a bit ... I`ll make an acrobatic trick now!Bad, huh? Don`t smoke while you are hungry next time. What`s happening anyway?!
Day.
Aha,I got it. On Saturday she thought she had cellulite again and on Monday she is on a diet. Damn! Has anybody asked me for a permission? Ofc, no! But I`m not your hair! Such experiments will not pass! I`ll turn on the bubbling. Uh ... No, cutie, put your yoghurt deeply in the ass! I`ll only make the bubbling stronger, will add more sound effects, are prepare another acrobatic somersault.
Evening.
I WANT TO EAT! GIVE ME FOOD! I demand a pork chop! EEEEEEAAAAAATTTTT!
Night.
Fuck you, I`m not going to let you fall asleep! I'm hungry. I don`t care about your diet. I. Want. To. Eat.
Tuesday. Morning.
So you are going to continue the torture, right? I`ll be again without a cereal, right? Esophagus has already digested your cabbage leaf with hunger and I even did not get anything! Damn, you are such a fool! I was envy to the stomach of Oprah all night...
Day.
My strength is low, I`m sending impulses to the brain, the brain sends these impulses in the ass. Damn, what are you doing? Yogurt again. I DON`T LIKE IT!
Evening.
I`m bubbling as hard as I can,but you are not paying any attention to me,snake...
Wednesday.Morning.
I`ve had a bit of salad! Didn`t know such shit exists...I began forgetting the taste of meals...*bu-urlll* ...
Day.
Hooray! Yoghurt! Yoghurt!
Evening.
There is nothing left of me. Even ass is laughing at me. Barely digested two radishes, I`m losing skills.
Night.
I remember when we lived with your parents, every night there was soup for dinner! And the salad. And meat...
Thursday.Morning.
Don`t smoke at least! Oups, sorry. I didn`t threw up on purpose...Where is my yoghurt,uh?
Evening.
I talked to the intestines - they are all in shock. They said the stocks are at the end. Oh, oh, look out! Such a large plum - and this all is for me! Damn, I went to digest!
Friday. Early morning.
We are sitting on the toilet, accompaning the plums.
Morning.
I got yogurt! Yiiiiiiiiiii!
Evening.
We are sitting in a restaurant with some guy and you are smelling the food. Well. Come on! Order yourself something! We did not ate all week ...Listen! He is telling her that she is very thin! That she has to eat! That she looks great! Awwww, good boy! Yiiiiiiiiiiii! Now I'll eat!
Late evening.
Sooo .. *burll* ... you decided to order all the dishes from the menu or what?!... What do we have here? Aha, mushrooms ... and this ... *hic!* Martini ... *bu-burlll* ... oh, salad....
Night.
Goodbye, mushrooms! Salad, goodbye! Oh, mineral water, come in!... We were just on a diet.

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