Tuesday 25 September 2012

The reasons for dismissal which really existed


1. During the whole week, brought to his workplace some cottonwood fluff and set it to fire.
2. Suddenly jumped out of the closet and scared business partners of the company.
3. Placed a pushpin on his colleague`s chair and sat down on it himself, thus showing a low mental level that our company doesn`t need.
4. Dropped out of the smoking room window second time in a month.
5. Is on the holiday for 2 years already.
6. Made a bet of $ 100with his direct boss that he could not fire him.
7. Was seen in the women's toilet. Couldn`t explain what he was doing there.
8. Sealed with staples and a tape the money intended for the salary.
9. Constantly poured unfinished tea into the aquarium and there washed his mug.
10. Smoked some stuff at the working place. Foolishly laughing, declined to write an explanation paper, mentioning the fact that he could not pick up a piece of paper, `cause he had tentacles instead of his hands!

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