Why it is great to be a man

Your last name stays put.
Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can be a president.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky.
Same work...more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You don`t have to suffer from awfull pains once every month.

You don`t have to bare a child.(and you can stay a child yourself)
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, December 24th, in 45 minutes.
The world is your urinal.