A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood
bar getting drunk.
A
man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful
day, getting drunk?"
The farmer shook his head and replied,
"Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that's so
horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.
"Well," the farmer said,
"today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket
full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the
bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so
bad." "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer
replied.
"So what happened then?" the
man asked.
The farmer said, "I took her left
leg and tied it to the post on the left."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and
continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg
and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed and said, "Again?"
The farmer replied, "Some things
you just can't explain."
"So, what did you do then?"
the man asked.
"I took her right leg this
time and tied it to the post on the right."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and began
milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked
over the bucket with her tail."
"Hmmm," the man said
and nodded his head. "Some things you just can't explain," the
farmer said.
"So, what did you do?" the man
asked.
"Well," the farmer said,
"I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to
the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ... Some things you just can't
explain."